Gingervitis

Yesterday I went outside in the sun in Jamaica. It was beautiful and fun and it didn't even feel like I was getting sunburn. What is wrong with me? I'm 22 years old and there has never been a time in my life when it was safe to be in the sun without sunblock. I suffer from the Delusional Gingervitis. This is a physical and psychological disease wherein I don't tan but cannot mentally grasp this fact.

Wont you please help? Even a single dollar donated to the Sunblock for Delusional Gingervitis Sufferers fund will help. Just having the sunblock in hand can make all the difference between enjoying a day outside and excruciating, cancer-soaked death for a poor, hapless ginger. The SDGS fund has worked tirelessly for the past 5 minutes to bring an end to needless sunburn. Donate today and bring hours of outdoor happiness to gingers around the world. Thank you!