Last New Roommate

I guess he was just jetlagged on day one. He walked into the room around 12:30am and started singing "Pussy pussy pussy marijuana pussy" before he went into the bathroom to vomit and shit in the shower. Then he coerced me into getting out of bed to go back out to the bar to drink. I just want to sleep my nights away so I can sign off already.
Why does every click of my mouse send this computer reeling into boughts of hourglassed confusion? And why I am I charged per minute to stare at a "application not responding" notice? Time for bed.